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Uma coleção de citações, trechos, versos, adágios, chistes, ironias e pessimismos.
Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
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## Entropia
Entropia: amnésia termodinâmica.
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## Temperatura do inferno
The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available
data. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon
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then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.
-- "Applied Optics", vol. 11, A14, 1972
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## Cavalos
Lemma: All horses are the same color.
Proof (by induction):
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have an infinite number of legs. Well, that would be a horse of a
different color; and by the Lemma, it doesn't exist.
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## Frob
___ ______
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\ \ /___\/ \ \ \
\____\/ \__\/
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## Intuição
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all
learned.
-- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, on X interfaces
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## Kermit
"We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog,
star of "The Muppet Show." [3]
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and now the real story can be told. I resisted the temptation, however,
to call the present work "Kermit the Book."
-- Frank da Cruz, "Kermit - A File Transfer Protocol"
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## DECWARS
After sifting through the overwritten remaining blocks of Luke's home
directory, Luke and PDP-1 sped away from /u/lars, across the surface of the
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wretched hive of bugs and flamers. We must be cautious."
-- DECWARS
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## Certo e errado
Só que o erro maior é justamente ficar procurando os erros...
Ou, citando Casa das Máquinas:
"Certo sim, seu errado, certo sim, seu errado...."
## Unsorted
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A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen
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