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Dirac was a committed (Someone who denies the existence of god) atheist. After being asked about his thoughts on Dirac's views, (United States physicist (born in Austria) who proposed the exclusion principle (thus providing a theoretical basis for the periodic table) (1900-1958)) Pauli remarked "If I understand Dirac correctly, his meaning is this: there is no God, and Dirac is his Prophet".
Dirac was a committed (Someone who denies the existence of god) atheist. After being asked about his thoughts on Dirac's views, (United States physicist (born in Austria) who proposed the exclusion principle (thus providing a theoretical basis for the periodic table) (1900-1958)) Pauli remarked "If I understand Dirac correctly, his meaning is this: there is no God, and Dirac is his Prophet".
## Inimigos
## Inimigos
De um carro estacionado na Santa Efigenia: "Amigos vem e vão; inimigos se acumulam."
De um carro estacionado na Santa Efigenia: "Amigos vem e vão; inimigos se acumulam."
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know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.
know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
## Unsorted
## Magic II
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There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring
There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring
the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many
the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many
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Universe controlled by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's
Universe controlled by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's
Factor; that's engineering.
Factor; that's engineering.
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## Universe
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
universe."
universe."
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
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## Infernal Dynamics
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
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will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so
will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so
much as to make the task totally impossible.
much as to make the task totally impossible.
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## America
America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism
America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism
to decadence without touching civilization.
to decadence without touching civilization.
-- John O'Hara
-- John O'Hara
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## Williams and Holland's Law:
Williams and Holland's Law:
Williams and Holland's Law:
If enough data is collected,
If enough data is collected,
anything may be proven by statistical methods.
anything may be proven by statistical methods.
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## Main's Law:
Main's Law:
Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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## Grep
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
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## Forgiveness
It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for
It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for
being right.
being right.
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## America II
It was wonderful to find America, but it
It was wonderful to find America, but it
would have been more wonderful to miss it.
would have been more wonderful to miss it.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
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## True and false
If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched,
If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched,
then this sentence would not be false.
then this sentence would not be false.
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## Promotions
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't
be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
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## Fast world
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says
it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
-- E. Hubbard
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## Poorman's Rule
Poorman's Rule:
Poorman's Rule:
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser
package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to
package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to
pull it open.
pull it open.
## Unsorted
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Worst Month of the Year:
Worst Month of the Year:
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Support your local police force -- steal!!
Support your local police force -- steal!!
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Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
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What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!
A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
-- Wilde
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"To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System"
"To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System"
