There's still some interesting oddities depending on remote server and
what fingerprint is chosen, but I can watch videos online with the
chosen settings and the TBB Azure bridge.

Note: Despite what people are claiming in the Tor Browser bug tracker
it isn't all that hard to use the built in http client with utls.  And
yes, the `transport.go` code does negotiate correctly in a standalone
test case (apart from compatibility related oddities).