Upgrade all lizard VMs to Jessie
Expected outcome:
- (with #11178 (closed)): drop Wheezy special cases from our Puppet code
- don’t have to go through Wheezy -> Stretch upgrade (yes, there will be wheezy-lts but I suspect this upgrade path will be less well tested than Wheezy -> Jessie + Jessie -> Stretch)
- be able to rely on having systemd everywhere
Related issues
- Related to #11178 (closed)
- Related to #11184 (closed)
Original created by @intrigeri on 11186 (Redmine)