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......@@ -20,12 +20,26 @@ So `spermacite whale' means `whale sperm whale'.
`Spermacite' is a thick, waxy substance that is speculated to aid with bouyancy, however it cannot be confirmed because sperm whales hate us now.
But it definitely isn't sperm.
\subsubsection{Whale Products}
\subsubsection{Whalers}
Once a whale is caught, whalers peel its skin like an orange, and boil the blubber into whale oil.
Whale meat gets harvested for food.
Bones are sometimes ground into fertilizer
Killing a whale is not a fun day.
Everyone who does it has to do it.
Bastards and other surplus -- men who have no apprenticeship, or inheritance -- have one clear path to make their living.
They board a whaling boat, and sail.
Once they have a whale in sight, they propel harpoons using gunpowder weapons, or their arms.
The side of their boat swivels out to provide a netted `shelf' for the whale's processing.
Once a whale is caught, the whalers must work fast and harvest as much as they can before the whale dies, and rot begins.
Some must walk on top of it, and hope to balance well enough to not fall into the icy-cold waters.
The whalers peel its skin like an orange, then extract and boil the blubber into whale oil.
Some whalers collect toothed whales' teeth and carve them to pass the time (it's either that or homoeroticism).
\subsubsection{Bountiful Corpses}
Whale meat gets harvested for food.
Bones are sometimes ground into fertilizer.
Sperm whales get scalped and have spermacite extracted from the junk
(`junk' is the actual name of the part of their heads that house the liquid).
Spermacite is brought to land, where it's chilled over Winter, and later squeezed into sperm oil.
......@@ -35,8 +49,6 @@ Baleen is also called `whalebone', despite being closer to nails or hair than bo
Baleen is harvested from the whale's mouth, and used wherever a thin flexible material can be used.
Most famously, it was used for clothes' construction -- corsets, stays, bustles, crinolines, et c.
Whalers collect toothed whales' teeth and carve them to pass the time (it's either that or homoeroticism).
Ambergris is fossilized bowel secretions of sperm whales.
It's speculated to be a reaction to bowel irritations.
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