diff --git a/splash/src/pages/about.js b/splash/src/pages/about.js
index 620111e6ed358e1bc9bdbe1e51c826ac749e6eab..7f979136ab0d766e18bb498a5d15516d12b786e4 100644
--- a/splash/src/pages/about.js
+++ b/splash/src/pages/about.js
@@ -84,32 +84,14 @@ export default () => (
       <Link to="/how-to">How-To Guide</Link>.
     </p>
     <p>
-      If you want to reach us, you can:
-      <ul>
-        <li>
-          write our helpline (on Signal):{' '}
-          <span className="purple">+1-947-800-5717</span>
-        </li>
-        <li>
-          Join our{' '}
-          <a href="https://matrix.to/#/!VtZeIpmCOYqKXopSNf:matrix.org?via=matrix.org">
-            {' '}
-            Matrix community.
-          </a>
-        </li>
-        <li>
-          Send us an email at{' '}
-          <a href="mailto:signalboost@protonmail.com">
-            signalboost@protonmail.com
-          </a>{' '}
-          (or, if you prefer old-school:{' '}
-          <a href="mailto:signalboost@riseup.net">signalboost@riseup.net</a> +{' '}
-          <a href="http://keys.gnupg.net/pks/lookup?search=0xE726A156229F56F1&fingerprint=on&op=index">
-            PGP
-          </a>
-          ).
-        </li>
-      </ul>
+      If you want to reach us, you can send us an email at{' '}
+      <a href="mailto:signalboost@protonmail.com">signalboost@protonmail.com</a>{' '}
+      (or, if you prefer old-school:{' '}
+      <a href="mailto:signalboost@riseup.net">signalboost@riseup.net</a> +{' '}
+      <a href="http://keys.gnupg.net/pks/lookup?search=0xE726A156229F56F1&fingerprint=on&op=index">
+        PGP
+      </a>
+      ).
     </p>
     <p>
       Read our code of conduct{' '}
diff --git a/splash/src/pages/how-to.js b/splash/src/pages/how-to.js
index e2fab8395db56acce09366f725ebbf4badba4e24..080cefcc2f37f9b36c5601a95c5b056df05a7fa9 100644
--- a/splash/src/pages/how-to.js
+++ b/splash/src/pages/how-to.js
@@ -7,43 +7,23 @@ export default () => (
     <h2 id="getting-started" className="anchor">
       Getting Started
     </h2>
-    <blockquote className="command blockquote-skinny">
+    <blockquote className="command blockquote">
+      <p>Signalboost is taking a break in order to get better.</p>
+
       <p>
-        Signalboost is currently at capacity and existing channels may be
-        experiencing intermittent downtime as a result. New channel requests
-        will be added to our waitlist while we're working to make our service
-        more reliable. Thanks for your patience while we tackle these thorny
-        technical issues!
+        The Signalboost service is currently down for some much needed
+        infrastructure improvements. We've been deeply inspired by the demand
+        for this tool and hearing about the amazing things our community has
+        been able to accomplish with it.
+      </p>
+      <p>
+        In order to better serve you and prioritize the wellbeing of our team,
+        we've decided to pause operations until we can offer a stable and
+        reliable service. We anticipate this downtime will extend for the rest
+        of the month, and we'll post updates as we know more. Thanks for bearing
+        with us! You can reach us at signalboost@protonmail.com with any
+        questions.
       </p>
-    </blockquote>
-    <h3 className="getting-started-header">
-      1.{' '}
-      <a className="download-signal-link" href="https://signal.org/download/">
-        Download Signal
-      </a>
-    </h3>
-    <h3 className="getting-started-header anchor">
-      2. Subscribe to the Signalboost Announcements and Helpline channel
-    </h3>
-    <p>
-      Send <span className="command">HELLO</span> to{' '}
-      <span className="purple">+1-947-800-5717</span> (that's 947-BOOST-IT!){' '}
-    </p>
-    <p>
-      Send <span className="command">INFO</span> to see details about the
-      channel.
-    </p>{' '}
-    <p>
-      Send <span className="command">HELP</span> to see the other commands you
-      can use.
-    </p>
-    <h3 className="getting-started-header">3. Request your own channel:</h3>
-    <p>
-      Send a Signal message saying "REQUEST" to{' '}
-      <span className="purple">+1-947-800-5717</span>{' '}
-    </p>
-    <blockquote className="command blockquote-skinny">
-      <p>REQUEST</p>
     </blockquote>
     <h2>Signalboost Guide</h2>
     <h3>Disappearing Messages</h3>