From 7da188f517d49d13859da2bb0f320624892339ec Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Silvio Rhatto <rhatto@riseup.net>
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2017 20:07:37 -0300
Subject: [PATCH] Fortune: another from Bar Troubleshooting
---
fortune.mdwn | 19 +++++++++++++++++++
1 file changed, 19 insertions(+)
diff --git a/fortune.mdwn b/fortune.mdwn
index 58ed965..b5725fd 100644
--- a/fortune.mdwn
+++ b/fortune.mdwn
@@ -1447,6 +1447,25 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
+ Symptom: Floor swaying.
+ Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey
+ game in progress.
+ Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.
+
+ Symptom: Everything has gone dim, strange taste of peanuts
+ and pretzels or cigarette butts in mouth.
+ Fault: You have fallen forward.
+ Action Required: See above.
+
+ Symptom: Opposite wall covered with acoustic tile and several
+ flourescent light strips.
+ Fault: You have fallen over backward.
+ Action Required: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your
+ drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help
+ you get up, lash yourself to bar.
+
+ -- Bar Troubleshooting
+
## Sex
Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is
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