diff --git a/intro.tex b/intro.tex
index 52746cdddb17224bbcb2aa45a7f20c159b37af7d..ac66d169dc4d1f1afaed929c697f266b8319c308 100644
--- a/intro.tex
+++ b/intro.tex
@@ -12,14 +12,9 @@
   \item
   BIND mechanics force a fast real-world resolution to every encounter.
   \item
-  \ifnum\day=17
-    BIND was made with too much hot sauce.
-    \emph{I'm sorry, the bottle slipped!}
-  \else
-  BIND is an `adult game', meaning we all have jobs and such, so the game should make as few demands on everyone's time as possible.
-  \fi
+  BIND is an `adult game', meaning we all have jobs and such, so our games should demand as little homework as possible.
   \item
-  BIND has no house rules, and never will.
+  BIND has no house-rules, and never will.
   Everyone has complete access to the files so you can just change the rules, and re-print the \gls{pdf}.
   \glsadd{pdf}
 \end{itemize}